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Lord Poopypants Von Fecalbritches II

Never assume anything I post or reblog is safe for work, home or anywhere else for that matter. You have been warned.
Jul 30 '14
Jul 30 '14

So last night I got drunk and played Skyrim

tatterdemalionamberite:

karlosmadera:

I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest. 

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teratocybernetics:

#this makes me want to pay skyrim like no ad ever did

Jul 30 '14
maryrobinette:

gehayi:

youmightbeamisogynist:

naamahdarling:

mythosidhe:

Although I have to point out that there was a piece of speculative science fiction called The Blazing World published by one Margaret Cavendish, Duchess of Newcastle-upon-Tyne in 1666, slightly predating Mary Shelley.

This is the thing. Women have been doing awesome shit since there was awesome shit to do, we’ve BEEN THERE, if anyone bothered to look.

Oh, they looked. And then maliciously and willfully erased us from the books to keep anyone else from “getting ideas.”

Hell, the first named author in history? Enheduanna, a Sumerian high priestess, poet and lyricist. She’s known as the Shakespeare of Sumerian literature.

The first American mystery novel was written by Metta Victoria Fuller Victor, as well as the first dime novel, and the first crime novel..

maryrobinette:

gehayi:

youmightbeamisogynist:

naamahdarling:

mythosidhe:

Although I have to point out that there was a piece of speculative science fiction called The Blazing World published by one Margaret Cavendish, Duchess of Newcastle-upon-Tyne in 1666, slightly predating Mary Shelley.

This is the thing. Women have been doing awesome shit since there was awesome shit to do, we’ve BEEN THERE, if anyone bothered to look.

Oh, they looked. And then maliciously and willfully erased us from the books to keep anyone else from “getting ideas.”

Hell, the first named author in history? Enheduanna, a Sumerian high priestess, poet and lyricist. She’s known as the Shakespeare of Sumerian literature.

The first American mystery novel was written by Metta Victoria Fuller Victor, as well as the first dime novel, and the first crime novel..

(Source: dovsherman)

Jul 28 '14

she-kicks-she-throws:

devildyke:

tamorapierce:

xkyaliix:

she-kicks-she-throws:

Photos from 1935 Japan via Old Photos of Japan.

Japanese school girls practicing naginata (薙刀). Naginata is a pole weapon traditionally used by members of the samurai class. It consists of a wooden shaft with a curved blade on the end. In the modern martial art form of naginata, it is carved from one piece of Japanese white oak or it features a replaceable blade constructed from bamboo. Practitioners wear protective armor called bogu (防具). It is very similar to the armor worn by practitioners of kendo. In modern Japan, naginatajutsu is practiced especially by women.

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and tag tamorapierce here because this is just too cool for words. 

And that limb held, `cos here I am, with thanks!

Look at them, at the easy grace with which they wait, at their focus on the weapon and beyond it, the opponent.

Thank you! I sit here in delighted fascination. :3

Jul 28 '14

(Source: cagedlions)

Jul 28 '14
"Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner"
favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via agentturner)
Jul 25 '14

unexplained-events:

NASA with the help of Harold White, have taken on a very special project. They are on the speculation stage of developing a warp machine. They are trying to determine if a faster-than-light warp drive is actually possible and, if it is, how to create one.

The pictures you see are the prototypes of the first theoretical warp ship concept. This ship is called, The IXS Enterprise (oh yeah).
Its design is an improvement on the UEV-47.

Like I said before, this is all in the speculation stage. There is still not enough information to determine if faster than the speed of light-travel is even possible, but research is still on-going and hopes to soon move to the science stage of things.

Jul 25 '14

magicmumu:

moonblossom:

chenisthebestkitty:

geekdonnatroy:

castayel:

fuchsimeon:

viperpilot:

Well, this is embarrassing

Left: Adrianne Palicki promo shot for NBC’s Wonder Woman.

Right: Kimberly Kane promo shot for ‘Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody’.

….is it just me or does the porno version outfit not only look WAY BETTER crafted and prettier, the actress also has more muscles, a nicer fitting chest piece and a waaay more fitting body type and skin tone. 

Also the porno version doesn’t look more “feminine”/more sexy whatever.

That… is EMBARASSING

the “official” one looks like a really bad Halloween costume

I mean fuck the porno one has bigger wrist cuff I REPEATE: BIGGER WRIST CUFFS PORNO WOMAN IS BETTER DRESSED TO KICK ASS *cries*

can someone contact the designer of the porno 

clearly he/she knows how a womans body works.

It’s embarrassing when the official looks a like a porn and the porn looks like the official thing.

The thing that makes me stunned the most is that even the boobs of the porn version are cupped and held in better by her clothing than those of the official thing…

The moment a porn movie treats the boobs of a woman with more subtlety than a big name production, some staff changes are in order.

What both fascinates and disturbs me the most about these is the body language and facial expression.

The “official” TV version looks passive, slightly confused, her pose is sort of ambiguous and floppy. She’s waiting for the viewer to do something before she reacts. The XXX version looks determined and fierce, and is taking literally 0% of your shit.

One of these Wonder Women looks like a sex toy, and it’s not the pornographic one.

Not only does the NBC promo look passive the stance is clearly to jut the breasts outward, whereas the porn promo looks like a battle ready stance. What is this?

Jul 25 '14

heymanticore:

jenoshmellark:

When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:

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It just gets better and better…

Jul 25 '14

rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

Jul 24 '14

mercurialmalcontent:

J played this twice in a row and now it’s going to be stuck in my head for a week. 

Now you get to suffer with me. Suffer.

Jul 24 '14

davestrider123:

the-rogue-0f-light:

conquerorwurm:

seifukucat:

can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person

Is this a comic? This should be a comic.

"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”

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amazing

Jul 24 '14
the-book-ferret:

the-keepers-of-the-keys:

this is the best gif EVER

OMG

the-book-ferret:

the-keepers-of-the-keys:

this is the best gif EVER

OMG

Jul 24 '14
watsoned:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST DESCRIPTION OF FIFTY SHADES OF GREY I’VE EVER READ. 

watsoned:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST DESCRIPTION OF FIFTY SHADES OF GREY I’VE EVER READ. 

(Source: lupinremus)

Jul 24 '14

(Source: diegolopezocon)